Wind Isn't Real Beanie

It's getting cold...keep your bald head warm (if you're me).

Product features

• 100% acrylic for long-lasting durability
• Will not bring back your luscious hair, no matter how many Cambodian potions you consume
• Mid-weight knit for warmth without bulk
• Will keep your skull warm when it's cold
• Tear-away label for added comfort for those of us who are neurodivergent

Care instructions

• Do not bleach
• Dry flat
• Do not put in air-fryer
• Hand wash only